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Chris
Moyles
The best radio DJ from Radio 1.
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Christopher
Moyles was born in Leeds in Feb 1974.
His parents were blessed by a young good looking child that would one
day change the face of entertainment.
Sadly, Chris went on to become a DJ on local station Aire FM. After
being fired from a string of other stations in such exotic locations as
Stoke and Milton Keynes, he went to work for Radio 1.
(There are lots of other stations that Chris worked at, but if you
are that desperate to know which ones... You need to get a life!!)
Chris has met lots of celebrities since joining Radio 1, including
Simon Mayo, Ant'n'Dec and Carol Vorderman.
He has no children and lives in brixton.
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Hi,
my name's Dave and I'm a Taurus. I'm twenty six years old and my hobbies
include watching tv and offshore marlin fishing I was born in a hospital
in Hong Kong on the 24th of April which is my birthday.
I
was abandoned by my parents at the age of two and was raised from then
on by a family of urban sea otters who treated me as one of their own.
I
graduated from the Warrington institute for the academically gifted in
1995, and moved to London to find fame and fortune.
This
didn't work out so I got a job working on the Chris Moyles show as a
telephone operative.
Having
served my apprenticeship, I'm now fortunate enough to occupy the lofty
position of head writer of the Chris Moyles show, where my role is to
provide oodles of glamour and bucketloads of pizzazz.
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My
name is Lizzie, I am a 23 year old piscean from the popular seaside
resort, Southport, where I worked for several years as a shrimp
technician. I then became a juggler with the Ainsdale Acrobatic All
stars, but was sacked. I later received compensation for 'funfair
dismissal'!
My
achievements include a respectable amount of brownie badges, grade four
level in tap dancing, and a beginners synchronised swimmers certificate.
I
now live a modest life in north London with my mates and cats, tigga and
muffy.
My
hobbies include snowboarding, Liverpool football club, bingo, and
throwing the javlin.
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Will
Kinder was born at an early age and raised by his natural parents in
Surrey. After an undistinguished academic career resulting in a handful
of 'O'Levels and a UGUFF in Business Studies, he graduated the
University of Life with a Masters Degree in Hard Knocks.
A
flirtation with Hospital Radio led to a hopeless addiction with the
business we call 'show'. Many hours spent working for a pittance in
Local Radio led to a job at one of London's biggest radio stations. But
it wasn't until his disastrous 'dot.com' business venture went belly-up
(the world wide didn't seem ready for www.hidethesausage.com) that Will
was lured back to the bright lights of London.
Radio
1 begged him to join the Zoe Ball Breakfast Show and he graciously
accepted. Following Zoe's departure and the subsequent birth of Woddy,
Will went on to work with Sara Cox, Emma B, Jamie Theakston. After
failing to impress in many fields he was moved to the Chris Moyles Show
(the so called 'boot camp' of Radio 1).
Will
Kinder now lives in abject poverty in Surrey with his boa constrictor
and a fish called Wanda. He was 31.
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